So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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