I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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