You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
A+ Viking dick
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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