So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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