What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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