My brain says no but my pants say off.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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