Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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