take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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