This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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