Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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