he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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