chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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