I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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