I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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