There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
two words...techno handjob
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're a waste of cheezeits
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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