Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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