Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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