It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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