I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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