How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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