Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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