You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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