Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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