Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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