I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Boobs are out for the taking
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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