It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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