So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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