would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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