I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Porn is love you can see.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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