? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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