ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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