The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
