I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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