I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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