how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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