have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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