just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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