Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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