you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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