I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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