I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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