I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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