So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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