someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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