So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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