i think my mom watched the whole time
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Two words: nipple clamps
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