so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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