Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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