they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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