oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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