i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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