Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Let's get the cat blown out
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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