I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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