I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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