Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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